You Don't Actually Need a Menu


  1. CollegeHumor

    CollegeHumorIl y a 2 mois

    And once you order your delightfully unhealthy delivery meal which comes with multiple forks because surely this bounty is not for just a single human, you'll need something to watch while you shovel it into your face like a garbage disposal disguised as an adult. We recommend DROPOUT! Start your free trial today:

  2. Maris Lee

    Maris LeeIl y a 15 jours

    Ok who decided that it should be called a general tsu

  3. Maris Lee

    Maris LeeIl y a 15 jours

    Ok.. as a Chinese, wtf is general tsu

  4. KoilBooly

    KoilBoolyIl y a 28 jours

    So is this what we are getting for the colleghumor all nighter??

  5. HealthyAndrew

    HealthyAndrewIl y a mois

    CollegeHumor wow, you’re missing some commas and punctuation here in your comment. Isn’t this CollegeHumor? Where’s your college education ?

  6. Minecraftglass1

    Minecraftglass1Il y a 2 mois

    +Rob Ashton General Tso's chicken is a sweet deep-fried chicken dish that is served in North American Chinese restaurants. The dish is named after Zuo Zongtang, a Qing dynasty statesman and military leader, although there is no recorded connection to him nor is the dish known in Hunan, Zuo's home province

  7. Jooheons Left nipple

    Jooheons Left nippleIl y a heure

    Mr. stark I don’t feel so good

  8. Adit Deepak

    Adit DeepakIl y a 2 heures

    Brennan is awesome

  9. Welshie Ranger

    Welshie RangerIl y a 8 heures

    as someone who knows what last minute orders are like pls....just decide 20 minutes before i have hope of leaving

  10. James Carter

    James CarterIl y a 17 heures

    Brennan is my favorite..... I almost die laughing at his work every time I see it.

  11. Shlanna Seibert

    Shlanna SeibertIl y a 22 heures

    Brennan’s so hot

  12. mepinxotolporro

    mepinxotolporroIl y a jour

    I love you Brendon❤❤❤

  13. EAGLE7500

    EAGLE7500Il y a jour

    You order the same meal every time? I ORDER THE BEST MEAL EVERYTIME! This was pure gold. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  14. Bowman C.

    Bowman C.Il y a jour

    Technically, Chinese food is separated into 8 traditions that are extremely different, sometimes polar opposite on the basic principle level. Then you also have the dozens of variations due to all kinds of reasons like migration(okay it’s mainly migration) Theoretically, without having the same category label, two Chinese restaurants’ menu should be about 80% different. Then we come to the ridiculous names. The simple names “something stir fry something” normally shouldn’t use the actual name of the 2 main ingredient but instead use established menu names. More difficult yet common naming convention normally have nothing to do with the stuff you are getting but all Chinese know what it is instantly by mentioning the name. So the menu often don’t even bother to explain it because it comes so naturally to the people making the menu. (EG husband and wife lung slices, all Chinese know what is, and it involves no couples nor lung, some may contain slices but that’s not the determining feature)

  15. Bowman C.

    Bowman C.Il y a jour

    As a Chinese, I’m slightly triggered by the initial concept of “Chinese restaurant all sell the same thing.” Then I realised this is America where as “foreigners”(apparently LA Chinese people call all non-eastern-Asians foreigners) , you don’t even get to see the real menu for Chinese people.

  16. Declan Thompson

    Declan ThompsonIl y a jour

    And now I'm hungry

  17. Edison D.

    Edison D.Il y a 2 jours

    Brennan is my soul mate PERIODT

  18. Brandie Clement

    Brandie ClementIl y a 2 jours

    The thing that would bother me the most.... is ordering a huge takeout order... 1 minute before they close. 🤔🤔

  19. Michael Holtz

    Michael HoltzIl y a 2 jours

    Is Brennan Dwight Schrute?

  20. Chesty McStudmuffin

    Chesty McStudmuffinIl y a 3 jours

    HAHA...LOVE IT! Lived in Italy for three years and every time I ate out, it was either pizza, tortellini, or my GF. 😈😎

  21. gamers5258

    gamers5258Il y a 4 jours

    At best an egg roll is a wrap/burrito concoction not a sandwich

  22. Derick Jones

    Derick JonesIl y a 4 jours

    God damnit I love Brennan! That shit was amazing

  23. @BetterVideo

    @BetterVideoIl y a 4 jours

    One of them should have said menu's change lol But he's right the basics are almost always available. I never usually need a menu unless I want to "change it up" LMAO

  24. F. I. R. E.

    F. I. R. E.Il y a 5 jours

    "We need a #1 a #3 a #5 a #7 a won ton soup and a egg roll for pickup thank you so much _have a great night."_ He didn't even freaking pause for breath... I need to try that.

  25. Rals Becket

    Rals BecketIl y a 5 jours

    Ok first of all: Who orders a lot of meals five minutes before a restaurant closes? Let those poor workers close up and go home.

  26. deprest furrby knockoff

    deprest furrby knockoffIl y a 5 jours

    Worlds gratest wizard Wizards dont exist Nit a good wish All powerful wizard Omnipitance And for all genies to be destroyed including the one im useing

  27. Alma Gonzalez

    Alma GonzalezIl y a 5 jours

    First of all, who orders from any place that closes in 5 minutes?? Rude af.

  28. Indya Smith-Johnson

    Indya Smith-JohnsonIl y a 6 jours


  29. Landon Green

    Landon GreenIl y a 6 jours

    You know an egg roll is technically a sandwich .


    DOOMBLYIl y a 7 jours

    this is by far the best new CH sketch. Brennan is just the best

  31. Vincent DeFiore

    Vincent DeFioreIl y a 7 jours

    Great job, Brennan. You’re very fun to watch.

  32. Dax Bradley

    Dax BradleyIl y a 9 jours

    Brennan is to College Humor as Freddie Mercury is to Queen

  33. Wasmo

    WasmoIl y a 9 jours

    Next line, "didn't seeso go down?"

  34. Flat Bastard

    Flat BastardIl y a 10 jours

    First mistake was ordering 5 minutes before close. I work in the industry and that shit pisses the cooks off especially a big order. Good way to get your good messed with.

  35. Red Roly

    Red RolyIl y a 10 jours

    I’ll have the chicken tenders pls.

  36. Kiefer Trenholm-Jensen

    Kiefer Trenholm-JensenIl y a 10 jours


  37. E stone

    E stoneIl y a 12 jours

    Brennan is the master of time

  38. Alita Dharmaraj

    Alita DharmarajIl y a 12 jours

    This was so erotic.

  39. Midnight Sonnet

    Midnight SonnetIl y a 13 jours

    Okay, but... he never gave the restaurant his name or the address of his workplace, so....... they'll have no idea where to deliver...

  40. Kurt Cobain

    Kurt CobainIl y a 14 jours

    I hate this person

  41. #youtoo? #everyoneButMe

    #youtoo? #everyoneButMeIl y a 14 jours

    Women should be mad at gay guys like black people talk about blackface

  42. Il Y Aura Du Soleil

    Il Y Aura Du SoleilIl y a 14 jours

    3:32 mY DiCk fELL OfF

  43. Il Y Aura Du Soleil

    Il Y Aura Du SoleilIl y a 14 jours

    I would fire her

  44. Landon Austin

    Landon AustinIl y a 14 jours

    This is why I love this channel

  45. That Girl In Autumn

    That Girl In AutumnIl y a 15 jours

    I always need a menu, I'm scared of commitment. Or committing to commitment.

  46. Aaron

    AaronIl y a 15 jours

    The real question is....why are you being the asshole ordering 5 minutes before closing?!?

  47. Breezie Newcomb

    Breezie NewcombIl y a 15 jours

    I dont normally enjoy yelling. I enjoyed this yelling.

  48. Keriel Watson

    Keriel WatsonIl y a 15 jours

    Legit my local Chinese store doesn't have dumplings.

  49. Keriel Watson

    Keriel WatsonIl y a 15 jours

    Or wonton soup...

  50. Nelson Richards

    Nelson RichardsIl y a 15 jours

    This guy knows. i almost left cause that chick was annoying...

  51. Bradley Burns

    Bradley BurnsIl y a 15 jours

    What kind of fuckhead orders from a place 5 minutes before they close?

  52. Adrian Rodriguez

    Adrian RodriguezIl y a 15 jours

    I need a menu....

  53. KSWriter82

    KSWriter82Il y a 16 jours

    Making a bulk order 5 minutes before close is kind of a dick move though

  54. Amanda Moratis

    Amanda MoratisIl y a 16 jours

    Nope I’d want a menu.

  55. Nicole K

    Nicole KIl y a 16 jours

    People who order 5 mins before close are monsters.....

  56. TrooperE292

    TrooperE292Il y a 17 jours

    This is my favorite one ever. This is me to my family

  57. Ttrain909

    Ttrain909Il y a 17 jours

    Am I the only one mad that they’re planning to order the food 5 minutes before the restaurant closes!?

  58. kenbear2725

    kenbear2725Il y a 17 jours

    Not all Chinese food stores have dumplings. Trust me, I know.

  59. Destiny kevin

    Destiny kevinIl y a 17 jours

    I would love to see the menu of a Chinese restaurant in the west. Really interested to see what the west think is Chinese food

  60. Karuta Roromiya

    Karuta RoromiyaIl y a 18 jours

    “So what you order the same meal every time?!” “I order the BEST meal every time” See this guy gets me

  61. Meridian Son

    Meridian SonIl y a 18 jours

    I wait with baited breath for the day Brennan does a Netflix stand up. He will break the internet.

  62. Kiana Gonzalez

    Kiana GonzalezIl y a 18 jours

    um some people need to see the price to check if they can budget it. just saying not everyone just orders without worrys

  63. Claire

    ClaireIl y a 19 jours

    I am that man 😂😂

  64. Falling Oranges

    Falling OrangesIl y a 19 jours

    This video is on point as I will never not enjoy it.

  65. Smalls LastName

    Smalls LastNameIl y a 20 jours

    Brennan is by far the best new cast member

  66. Quentisha Puryear

    Quentisha PuryearIl y a 21 jour

    Could someone explain how Brennan can order chick piccata if the place is out of chicken? I'm sincerely asking because I want to also laugh at that one joke I don't get... driving me nuts

  67. ThenThere'sJosh

    ThenThere'sJoshIl y a 21 jour

    Says that they close in 4 minutes *Video is **3:38** minutes long*

  68. LaEternal

    LaEternalIl y a 21 jour

    I ALWAYS need a menu like i need to know my price range and what if things come as a combo or NOT a combo? What if they have something else I like instead of what i had in mind a minute ago? I NEED a menu XD

  69. Nicholas Lenzo

    Nicholas LenzoIl y a 21 jour

    I loved this so much

  70. hawkteflon

    hawkteflonIl y a 21 jour

    He freed the genie!

  71. Chucky Khongklad

    Chucky KhongkladIl y a 22 jours

    I love the little detail that the clock in the background actually shows 5 minutes till 10 and in the end it's 10. Gotta love consistency.

  72. Rey

    ReyIl y a 22 jours

    I love Brennan SO MUCH

  73. eftultima

    eftultimaIl y a 22 jours

    This vid is 3min long, 4 min seems so long

  74. Sng Yi Long

    Sng Yi LongIl y a 22 jours

    jesus you even know the order's number...

  75. Leah Warrington

    Leah WarringtonIl y a 23 jours

    The lighting at 2:50 was on purpose

  76. Princess Dianaa

    Princess DianaaIl y a 23 jours

    It’s sad I’ve had this exactly argument with my friends.

  77. Princess Dianaa

    Princess DianaaIl y a 23 jours

    “I order the best meal ever time” I felt that 😂

  78. Forrestt Runn

    Forrestt RunnIl y a 23 jours

    2:25 - "A Genie grants you three wishes --" "World's Greatest Sorcerer, a new magic lamp, freedom for the first genie." That was f*****g solid. Well done.

  79. Jim Miller

    Jim MillerIl y a 23 jours

    You don’t actually need to order from a place 5 minutes before they close.

  80. JQ Dan

    JQ DanIl y a 24 jours

    i like the script for this sketch, +1 for the lamp that makes brenan look even crazier

  81. Adrienne Lunneberg

    Adrienne LunnebergIl y a 24 jours

    An egg roll is more of a ravioli than a sandwich

  82. Bobby Kim

    Bobby KimIl y a 24 jours

    He didn’t give them the address. How is the good going to get there

  83. Hidden

    HiddenIl y a 24 jours

    3:05 the next eminem

  84. Xandrick

    XandrickIl y a 24 jours

    Ordering food MINUTES before a place closes. THAT'S the real sin here.

  85. millerny10

    millerny10Il y a 24 jours

    My ex needs to see this

  86. Guillaume Goudreault

    Guillaume GoudreaultIl y a 24 jours

    Wow, longtime I haven't been really impress by CH sketch !

  87. Small Cilantro

    Small CilantroIl y a 24 jours

    People who call in five minutes before closing are terrible humans.

  88. a.m. ottesen

    a.m. ottesenIl y a 24 jours

    brennan insists on winning even in ordering food

  89. Fubuki Shirou

    Fubuki ShirouIl y a 24 jours

    Brandon's voice is asmr to my ears

  90. Maya Beck

    Maya BeckIl y a 24 jours

    There are a lot of different kinds of Chinese food... You can't just assume that every Chinese restaurant will have the exact same food...

  91. Sarah DeArmond

    Sarah DeArmondIl y a 24 jours

    I had a boyfriend who would study the menu for the longest time every single time we ate out as if he was cramming the night before a test. I’d be like, “This is Applebee’s! It’s not that important!”

  92. Dylan Lyon

    Dylan LyonIl y a 25 jours

    This skit reminds me of that ''guy'' who waits in line at McDonald's for about 4 minutes, and then takes an additional minute to decide what he wants as if the menu has changed significantly since 1955 when the chain first opened. I don't even eat McDonald's, it's just infuriating to wait in line with a friend watching this form of insanity unfold. 😡 😠 😤

  93. friendlykristen

    friendlykristenIl y a 25 jours

    I loved Brennan in this!

  94. Echo The hutt

    Echo The huttIl y a 25 jours

    I just realized now that Brennan forgot to give the address, so I guess they won't ever get there food.

  95. Olivia Hinson

    Olivia HinsonIl y a 25 jours

    GOD I love brennan shouting about chinese food. Also he remembered all of those lines!!

  96. Rohan Vijay

    Rohan VijayIl y a 25 jours

    I love this vid idk why

  97. DarkStar X30

    DarkStar X30Il y a 25 jours

    This has to be my favorite sketch.

  98. TheMadHatter _19

    TheMadHatter _19Il y a 25 jours

    Brennan is defiantly a Virgo.

  99. Steph Lenig

    Steph LenigIl y a 25 jours

    Did anyone see the shadow behind grant

  100. Fabian Schwemmer

    Fabian SchwemmerIl y a 25 jours

    he forgot the adress

  101. Olivia Parisan

    Olivia ParisanIl y a 25 jours

    I guess I’m a coward. Places do switch up their menus sometimes

  102. Tens

    TensIl y a 26 jours

    Brennan is amazing

  103. Incogno nymous

    Incogno nymousIl y a 26 jours

    I think thanos' snap affected him

  104. Michael Cortez

    Michael CortezIl y a 26 jours

    I don’t know how people like Brennan I very much dislike him

  105. Kota Allen

    Kota AllenIl y a 26 jours

    Why does it seem like the college humor has recently been an empty office with the lights off?

  106. Thandie Mlambo

    Thandie MlamboIl y a 26 jours

    daaaaaaaaamn son