Meanwhile... The Transient Anus

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  1. psammiad

    psammiadIl y a 6 jours

    Walmart tried that shit in Europe, we just found it creepy. And that thing about people offering to pack your shopping - Europeans feared they were just trying to steal something.

  2. Jared Knapp

    Jared KnappIl y a 11 jours

    I like how Stephen goes after people with an intrepid nature, regardless of their social standing. Hi Mooch. Whatcha dooing? Wanna get made fun of on TV? No? Well that would be a shame....

  3. Stephanie Logan

    Stephanie LoganIl y a 19 jours

    "Transient Anus" is the name of my Stryper tribute band..and in case you're curious, I play the cow bell.

  4. Mark Dowse

    Mark DowseIl y a 21 jour

    "Now he's definitely gonna die." Ha ha ha ha Of course he isn't. But shall we check in a few months?????

  5. ben455358

    ben455358Il y a 22 jours

    Kim Jong-jellyfish

  6. Calla Antoinette

    Calla AntoinetteIl y a 26 jours

    Meanwhile is the best news ever

  7. Dorth Surreal

    Dorth SurrealIl y a 26 jours

    The Transient Anus? You mean Donnys Sex tape with Stormy Daniels?

  8. xXAnimaXx

    xXAnimaXxIl y a 28 jours

    Transient Anus was the name of my high school metal band

  9. Mary Rose Kent

    Mary Rose KentIl y a 29 jours

    Excellent doggie voice, Stephen Colbert!

  10. Mary Rose Kent

    Mary Rose KentIl y a 29 jours

    Jeremy Taylor better watch Morgan Spurlock’s film _Super Size Me._

  11. Aimee Taylor

    Aimee TaylorIl y a mois

    Meanwhile.... A 13 year old girl is eating a apple in FL

  12. ExileOnDaytonStreet

    ExileOnDaytonStreetIl y a mois

    We've seen that last guy in a Colbert graphic before: frreporter.com/v/vid%C3%A9o-3RNz408xdqM.html I'm guessing that the ones where Colbert breaks the most are when they photoshop in pictures of actual staffers. Which leads me to this: the "Munchma Quchi" graphic that may or may not have been Colbert's mother-in-law. frreporter.com/v/vid%C3%A9o-vUOtRI0XsbM.html

  13. Scott M

    Scott MIl y a mois

    I thought “transient anus” was secret service code for ‘the president is on the move’ ??

  14. Damian P

    Damian PIl y a mois

    4:27 uhm what about our great leader... Kim?

  15. NotAdayWithoutMusic

    NotAdayWithoutMusicIl y a mois

    Tbh getting rid of greeters is really shitty. You might not think it’s important as a shopper. But those greeters are often older people or anybody with an injury. I work at meijer and have had co-workers who got injured so instead of just them losing money by not being able work, so they just let them be a greeter.

  16. God and Life is Unfair Ur world is Bad, GOD.

    God and Life is Unfair Ur world is Bad, GOD.Il y a mois

    Walmart..cut old and Special employees , Save on Insurance Premiums. EXPENSE CONTROL.

  17. A.J. Steinman

    A.J. SteinmanIl y a mois

    Transient Anus is the name of my new band.

  18. jim thomas

    jim thomasIl y a mois

    Trump 2020

  19. Martha B. Gallegos

    Martha B. GallegosIl y a mois

    #NoJoe no more IIPAC candidates...DuPont supports him...the responsible laboratory for drowning the planet in plastic!! No more plastic! #NoJoe

  20. Alex Cicala

    Alex CicalaIl y a mois

    😂

  21. Jedidiah Rhodes Sargent

    Jedidiah Rhodes SargentIl y a 2 mois

    Am I the only one that doesn't find any of this funny......? Oh well......Too bad.........

  22. david mayo

    david mayoIl y a 2 mois

    colbert is a sick puppy

  23. Augustuvi Primce dea.V.

    Augustuvi Primce dea.V.Il y a 2 mois

    Colbert is secret Bernie junky

  24. motorv8N

    motorv8NIl y a 2 mois

    Transient indeed. If Mooch's White House career lasted just ten days, how many seconds into it do you think it was before someone thought, "Dear God - we've made a terrible mistake..."

  25. beeberry art

    beeberry artIl y a 2 mois

    transient anus is my favorite phish cover band

  26. fogglesworth

    fogglesworthIl y a 2 mois

    Jon Batiste with Charlie Parker's "Moose the Mooche" at 4:30 (and of course Lee Morgan's "Sidewinder" at 5:08)

  27. Mary Rose Kent

    Mary Rose KentIl y a 29 jours

    fogglesworth Jon knows his stuff, for sure!

  28. Dayton Coke

    Dayton CokeIl y a 2 mois

    A year of free Taco Bell. Yep now he's really gonna die.

  29. teda lyn

    teda lynIl y a mois

    of diarrhea ((} 8

  30. Pamela DeWinter

    Pamela DeWinterIl y a 2 mois

    Now even Walmart, the hope of the elastic waist pant, screws the elderly.. There goes the last reason to shop at Walmart!

  31. Jacqueline White

    Jacqueline WhiteIl y a 2 mois

    Don’t cheer the Iditarod, there are many dogs who die in those races, suffer in the conditions that they are kept and are killed off because the poor dogs don’t race fast enough. There are lots of advertisers who have pulled out of the Iditarod because of these cruel conditions. Most people would never treat their dogs in such awful ways.

  32. fernando

    fernandoIl y a 2 mois

    That Bernie imitation was on point

  33. Johnny bravo 2777

    Johnny bravo 2777Il y a 2 mois

    You are so not funny.

  34. guilanno1

    guilanno1Il y a 2 mois

    C9

  35. youngswager1245 Fierros

    youngswager1245 FierrosIl y a 2 mois

    This does not have a fucking soul this thing is not human how is it not in Area 51 yet it’s funny

  36. youngswager1245 Fierros

    youngswager1245 FierrosIl y a 2 mois

    Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves Scooby got waves

  37. Andrea E. Vega Gonzalez

    Andrea E. Vega GonzalezIl y a 2 mois

    That dog is Baltow

  38. Andrea E. Vega Gonzalez

    Andrea E. Vega GonzalezIl y a 2 mois

    Know Bartok the Magnificent. Thank the gods for the 90s a 20s of animated movies.

  39. Andrea E. Vega Gonzalez

    Andrea E. Vega GonzalezIl y a 2 mois

    Ups Balto*

  40. Sy Gy

    Sy GyIl y a 2 mois

    Stephen makes me laugh so hard my side hurts.

  41. Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin

    Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin PenguinIl y a 2 mois

    That's a ctenophore, not a jellyfish

  42. Mary Rose Kent

    Mary Rose KentIl y a 29 jours

    Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin Penguin After reading your post, I looked it up on Wikipedia and then looked up salp, thinking they might also be a ctenophore, but it turns out they’re not. Salp are easily one of the most fascinating living organisms I have ever seen.

  43. Melanie Jecker

    Melanie JeckerIl y a 2 mois

    hardly anybody laughed at that Tombstone joke because they're all to young to get it.

  44. Alden Zenko

    Alden ZenkoIl y a 23 jours

    They still sell those things

  45. Nancy Beveridge Taylor

    Nancy Beveridge TaylorIl y a 2 mois

    I lived in Alaska for 9 years and Watched and knew IDITAROD racers... it is a BS race!

  46. Geekmom D

    Geekmom DIl y a 2 mois

    "The transient anus" is also what White house working class staff call the Pres. (Because he's on vacation so much)

  47. Esther Piry

    Esther PiryIl y a 2 mois

    Dear Steven C - I love your late night show (watch you after back from work 11.10pm) I request to your show to invite our Boy Band BTS (Top Korea K-Pop) since they will coming to NY - for SNL. please.. please..

  48. Alden Zenko

    Alden ZenkoIl y a 23 jours

    If Stephen says no then they can come to my place, I'll order a pizza

  49. Gabriel Shepard

    Gabriel ShepardIl y a 2 mois

    In retrospect, describing your segment as a “garbage can” is probably not the greatest idea...

  50. Mark T

    Mark TIl y a 2 mois

    Good name for a band

  51. gljm99

    gljm99Il y a 2 mois

    Transient Anus that dissapears ? Normally they just say that he's golfing at Mar-a-largo.

  52. Zarvix Gaming

    Zarvix GamingIl y a 2 mois

    I was mega disappointed when Stephen didn't mention Balto in that stray dog running the ididarod story.... XD

  53. Sinister Veritas

    Sinister VeritasIl y a 2 mois

    Transient Anus was the codeword the secret service used for Trump when he migrates down to Mar-a-Lago.

  54. 777scubadiver

    777scubadiverIl y a 2 mois

    4:05 Choke collar? Oh hell NO!

  55. Gregory Ashton

    Gregory AshtonIl y a 2 mois

    Transient Anus could come in handy in jail.

  56. Kari Vierimaa

    Kari VierimaaIl y a 2 mois

    Oh great, now I want to form a hard core punk industrial band called The Transient Anus

  57. WhiteFox_144

    WhiteFox_144Il y a 2 mois

    Well i already know what airline I’m taking from now on 😏🤨

  58. remcat

    remcatIl y a 2 mois

    Goldman Sachs is a giant vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity.

  59. Juan Yaotl Torres

    Juan Yaotl TorresIl y a 2 mois

    Hilarious ending

  60. Dot McDonough

    Dot McDonoughIl y a 2 mois

    Balto!

  61. frnknstndrgqn

    frnknstndrgqnIl y a 2 mois

    I work at walmart and the fact that they changed the job description hurts many of my co workers. Including one who is developmentally disabled, and 2 older workers. Basically what they are going to be doing is having AP take over and checking receipts at the door. Also I can take a joke when it comes to Bernie's age even though I wholeheartedly support him. However if Joe Biden decides to run I want as many jokes about his age as I've heard about Bernie's.

  62. Tetra Sky

    Tetra SkyIl y a 2 mois

    We haven't had greeters for a couple years in canada already in walmarts. They got exchanged for security guards who inspect people of color while letting white go without issues. (And they themselves are black so it's funny to me.)

  63. Marlo Greene

    Marlo GreeneIl y a 2 mois

    Transient Anus, awesome band name, etc.

  64. Arizona

    ArizonaIl y a 2 mois

    he had to survive on taco sauce packets because he was an idiot who never learned any outdoor survival skills and didn't carry food and water in his truck during the winter.

  65. Mary Rose Kent

    Mary Rose KentIl y a 29 jours

    Arizona Not a bad plan any time of year. I keep a couple of fuzzy blankets in my trunk, and will be adding a couple gallons of water and some power bars as well.

  66. Bunt Munch

    Bunt MunchIl y a 2 mois

    Orange man bad?

  67. MouthyCarnival

    MouthyCarnivalIl y a 2 mois

    4:06 Your Welcome

  68. Francis Boyle

    Francis BoyleIl y a 2 mois

    I been a big fan of Transient Anus since the 80s.

  69. Francis Boyle

    Francis BoyleIl y a 29 jours

    +Mary Rose Kent Yeah, but I was like there, in the garage when they were all in high school!

  70. Mary Rose Kent

    Mary Rose KentIl y a 29 jours

    Francis Boyle Dude, they didn’t start performing until 1991!

  71. blizzaroxxx

    blizzaroxxxIl y a 2 mois

    More like memewhile

  72. CommentStealer

    CommentStealerIl y a 2 mois

    Transient anus sounds like a southpark episode

  73. Miguel Claudio

    Miguel ClaudioIl y a 2 mois

    Soo taco bell for life

  74. Trekkie New Zealand

    Trekkie New ZealandIl y a 2 mois

    If America were a Walmart, I could imagine Bernie Sanders being a Walmart greeter, Hillary Clinton being the store manager and Trump being an angry customer screaming at the cashier.

  75. Mary Rose Kent

    Mary Rose KentIl y a 29 jours

    Trekkie New Zealand 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Add Elizabeth Warren as the bookkeeper, Kamala Harris as the chief security guard, and the rest of the candidates are busy stocking shelves.

  76. Sultan Mabini

    Sultan MabiniIl y a 2 mois

    So this guy finally got tired if trump jokes and started to make real jokes. I dont give a shit about us pol i live in ca

  77. Mary Rose Kent

    Mary Rose KentIl y a 29 jours

    Sultan Mabini He’s not tired of them, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t think of other stuff.

  78. Wonder Mahembe

    Wonder MahembeIl y a 2 mois

    Please get Melania live via satelite to explain her 'fake double' scandal

  79. TheRedBarren

    TheRedBarrenIl y a 2 mois

    youre not funny stephen coldburp

  80. 江梁

    江梁Il y a 2 mois

    chreey 32cm wlecome how much of box 18 pounds?

  81. Atticus Finch

    Atticus FinchIl y a 2 mois

    Meanwhile Cornholebert visits the clintons and takes another wad of bills.

  82. FanofJesus

    FanofJesusIl y a 2 mois

    You’re definitely infected, Colbert...talk about flexible ethics code - best buds with ‘Skippy’ Podesta ... pizza anyone?

  83. Rienk Kroese

    Rienk KroeseIl y a 2 mois

    +FanofJesus And you! All in good fun. =) Peace.

  84. FanofJesus

    FanofJesusIl y a 2 mois

    Rienk Kroese Lies and deceit are egotistical intentions - hm - jokes are fantasies - hm - is there no objective truth/reality? What makes good humor is the element of truth in it, no? Pure fantasy is not humorous. That’s why the CIA has used folks like Colbert and Maher to weaponize comedy - get us all to laugh at ‘the truth’ - only, as you point out, their ‘truth(s)’ are fake/lies. Otherwise, I’m happy to encounter a fellow nut job! Take good care....

  85. Rienk Kroese

    Rienk KroeseIl y a 2 mois

    +FanofJesus Ow, but I AM a nutjob. I do go nuts for Jesus. But I like the jokes Stephen Colbert makes. I have been in a couple of tv-shows myself and I know what a fake world it is. It doesn't surprise me, and I can still find it funny. I know he has around 15 script writers who come up with most of his jokes. He even talks about it when he says: "We left this joke out in rehearsal." Television = fake Who cares? Lies and deceit are egotistical intentions. Jokes and fantasies are just that. Jokes and fantasies, I never thought they were real. We are fools of the same Lord, God bless brother!

  86. FanofJesus

    FanofJesusIl y a 2 mois

    Rienk Kroese Okay, you’re right - I’m just nut job. Sorry. Don’t look into Colbert, don’t look into walnut sauce - just keep laughing when he signals with the fake audience applause - don’t question, don’t fall out of line - or you’ll end up a nut job, too! God Bless

  87. Rienk Kroese

    Rienk KroeseIl y a 2 mois

    +FanofJesus You are already a nutjob?

  88. C Lockett

    C LockettIl y a 2 mois

    Taco Bell taking a loss on that one because it's hard to imagine how many times he's eating there to accumulate enough sauce for him and his dog to survive for 5 days and now he gets to eat free for a year. Also. I bet he's glad he wasn't a cat person...

  89. Matthew Boyce

    Matthew BoyceIl y a 2 mois

    You can survive 5 days without food.

  90. JimboMartini

    JimboMartiniIl y a 2 mois

    Transient Anus sounds like a streetwear brand by Kanye West

  91. Mary Rose Kent

    Mary Rose KentIl y a 29 jours

    JimboMartini It sounds like his personality.

  92. Kevin John

    Kevin JohnIl y a 2 mois

    Judging by the title, it seems this shill took some time off from bashing the Donald to tell us about Hillary

  93. Kevin John

    Kevin JohnIl y a 2 mois

    +Mike Ridge snowflakes wilt at my presence

  94. Mike Ridge

    Mike RidgeIl y a 2 mois

    Ooo, you're a tough one!

  95. uttacka

    uttackaIl y a 2 mois

    Who laughs to this

  96. jon snow

    jon snowIl y a 2 mois

    how. Libertards watching this trash.

  97. Mary Rose Kent

    Mary Rose KentIl y a 29 jours

    jon snow Well, you’re here...

  98. YOUR MAJESTY

    YOUR MAJESTYIl y a 2 mois

    Democrats will lose the 2020 presidential election if Andrew Yang is not the one up against Trump. Everyone else has no chance!!!

  99. Monkey D. Luffy

    Monkey D. LuffyIl y a 2 mois

    The stray dog better win the idiotrod

  100. 江梁

    江梁Il y a 2 mois

    where is the ice?

  101. John Tuttle

    John TuttleIl y a 2 mois

    Transient Anus sounds like Trump.

  102. Mary Rose Kent

    Mary Rose KentIl y a 29 jours

    John Tuttle It’s the Secret Service’s code name for him.

  103. Hunter Sykes

    Hunter SykesIl y a 2 mois

    I thought this was an Omar Illan video

  104. dirty money

    dirty moneyIl y a 2 mois

    The show should be renamed, “late night with a idiocracy”.

  105. Zeb H.

    Zeb H.Il y a 2 mois

    Hmmm, the Walmart greeter job is great for disabled and elderly who really could use the work. Like Walmart needs the money so bad they need to tighten up thier belt. This news is very SAD 😢

  106. matt

    mattIl y a 2 mois

    You’re not funny MSM, D party, propaganda puppet.

  107. Rienk Kroese

    Rienk KroeseIl y a 2 mois

    +matt That is some spiritual non sense, but I think you mean well. Time is an illusion. It's all movement in space.

  108. matt

    mattIl y a 2 mois

    +Rienk Kroese We've been there, we are there now, and will be soon. Time is an illusion. All souls are one.

  109. Rienk Kroese

    Rienk KroeseIl y a 2 mois

    +matt I hope we can laugh about it in two hundred years or so. :)

  110. matt

    mattIl y a 2 mois

    +Rienk Kroese I agree

  111. Rienk Kroese

    Rienk KroeseIl y a 2 mois

    +matt Makes it easy. Rich people thinking they are better because they are rich. Its stupid. The future will be spiritual or not at all.

  112. Mangu -Sen

    Mangu -SenIl y a 2 mois

    Meanwhile

  113. Alvaro Moe

    Alvaro MoeIl y a 2 mois

    I love meanwhile!

  114. elagc

    elagcIl y a 2 mois

    Oh, thanks for clearing that up...I thought the transient anus was the one wearing the suit.

  115. Angela Isaacs

    Angela IsaacsIl y a 2 mois

    Hey! Wal-Mart: reconfigure the GREETER title 2 - "Multi-Omni-Factual-openenders"

  116. Toxic Canadian Lobster

    Toxic Canadian LobsterIl y a 2 mois

    You might want to work on your Canadian accent eh

  117. mike 3dfx

    mike 3dfxIl y a 2 mois

    sounds like a rock group!!

  118. Lol Head

    Lol HeadIl y a 2 mois

    Dead

  119. Jcslider C

    Jcslider CIl y a 2 mois

    So...A FRreporterr puts Anus in their title and it gets demonetized, A talk show host does it and it makes trending?

  120. Rienk Kroese

    Rienk KroeseIl y a 29 jours

    +Mary Rose Kent Who is the pretender then? :P

  121. Mary Rose Kent

    Mary Rose KentIl y a 29 jours

    Jcslider C 🎶 One of these things is not like the other 🎶

  122. Rienk Kroese

    Rienk KroeseIl y a 2 mois

    Yes

  123. Kobe B.S

    Kobe B.SIl y a 2 mois

    So noone has said that Colbert is king yet.....

  124. Fayez Hamim

    Fayez HamimIl y a 2 mois

    #SUBSCRIBEPEWDIEPIE

  125. eddie bowens

    eddie bowensIl y a 2 mois

    MAGA1

  126. Gary Shepard

    Gary ShepardIl y a 2 mois

    How come I don’t have to sit through a 15 second commercial when I watch Bill Maher?

  127. Adrienne Boullianne

    Adrienne BoullianneIl y a 2 mois

    so glad stephen colbert is on the right (left) side

  128. K Dowz

    K DowzIl y a 2 mois

    Orange man bad.

  129. Mary Rose Kent

    Mary Rose KentIl y a 29 jours

    🍊🍄💩

  130. SS Robs

    SS RobsIl y a 2 mois

    K Dowz Sooo bads. 🚫🍊🚫🍊🚫🍊

  131. Brix & Ice Studioz

    Brix & Ice StudiozIl y a 2 mois

    Hilarious

  132. Nexor EH

    Nexor EHIl y a 2 mois

    Meanwhile is my favorite segment! News that has nothing to do with Trump. (Lucky news.)

  133. Mike Ridge

    Mike RidgeIl y a 2 mois

    Well, there was the transient anus thing...