Half in the Bag: IT Chapter Two

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  1. metalthrashingmatt 2814

    metalthrashingmatt 2814Il y a 2 jours

    The scariest part of IT chapter 2 was when I got abit drunk, knocked over my beer in the middle of the movie and the person I went with got angry...

  2. Greatest Scott

    Greatest ScottIl y a 3 jours

    *_SH*_** *It's a floater.* Why is grown Eddie suddenly the nervous[er] jackass, like Jonah Hill from _Superbad_ ? MIKE: I went on a Jim Morrison vision quest, and Henry Selick flashbacks taught me how to kill the clown we already know how to kill. EDDIE: ... He slimed me.

  3. Joe Schmoe

    Joe SchmoeIl y a 8 jours

    Can't believe the Dan Aykroyd Crystal Skull Vodka is still with us

  4. HDMe2

    HDMe2Il y a 9 jours

    A partial fix to the plot... of the book or movie... I think it would play better if the IT creature feeds off of children and adults... the first fears of the children are like a sugar rush... but the creature hibernates for 27 years, and so he needs a bunch of adults to sustain him over that time... but the only way to get tortured adults is to have first tortured them as children... so... in *my* fix to the story... you'd have to show that while IT is going around torturing the kids IT is also collecting adults too... and in Part 1, this wouldn't make sense entirely... but in Part 2, you'd learn that each time IT wakes up it has to do two things... #1 collect all the adults IT previously tortured and #2 torture a bunch of new kids... This would explain why it would be compelled to go after those original kids as adults even though they had bested IT previously... IT has no choice... IT must get some adults for the next hibernation and those were the only kids left from those the last time IT was awake. So, in Part 1 you show IT collecting random adults while scaring the kids... then in Part 2 you show IT torturing new kids while trying to collect those grown-ups from the previous movie.

  5. HDMe2

    HDMe2Il y a 9 jours

    An alternative fix... similar to above BUT... normally IT terrifies and kidnaps loner/outcast children that nobody notices. So the normal IT cycle is, wake from hybernation... torture and kidnap a bunch of kids... live off the tortured kidnapped kids while in hybernation as IT "stores" those kids in a way that they grow up while being in a state of constant terror... BUT this time around, these particular loner kids bond together and as a result IT can't kidnap them to fill the normal quota and when they defeat IT in Part 1, IT barely has enough kids to live off of during this hybernation... so in Part 2 when IT awakens again, IT is literally starving.... and while IT needs to gather new kids for the next cycle IT also knows it has some "happy meals" in the form of those now grown-up kids... so IT wants to go after them in part for revenge but in part as an instant hunger fix... this would present an IT in part 2 that is more reckless do to its desperation and ultimately leads to ITs demise.

  6. Raymund Hensley

    Raymund HensleyIl y a 9 jours

    Ya gotta be Cypher Raige. "Denied!"

  7. isabella oliveira

    isabella oliveiraIl y a 19 jours

    the first minutes were perfect. then... so boring

  8. Joseph Schultz

    Joseph SchultzIl y a 21 jour

    I love it whenever Mike makes Jay lose his shit laughing xD . "CLOWN-SPIDER!"

  9. LowlyKnight1

    LowlyKnight1Il y a 21 jour

    As of now views are holding at 666 upside DOWN!!! ....999k

  10. michael white

    michael whiteIl y a 21 jour

    Kiss me FATBOY!!

  11. Blacky Blackmon

    Blacky BlackmonIl y a 22 jours

    "People like It because" Because its overhyped old nerd shit remade and imbibed by non-nerds.

  12. Leesha Olivier

    Leesha OlivierIl y a 24 jours

    "Get your popcorn, watch, and leave. Why are you still talking?"

  13. JCMations

    JCMationsIl y a 24 jours

    I need 12:42 to be my ringtone.

  14. Maehedrose

    MaehedroseIl y a 26 jours

    Always, with this story, the part of the narrative focussed on the children is better. The adult material is tedious, repetitive, and lacks any engaging quality.

  15. Kathy Williams

    Kathy WilliamsIl y a 26 jours

    The plastic Paul Bunyan scene should have had Ritchie laughing in disbelief, making wisecracks while fleeing, with the theater crowd laughing, along ... and then, the ax nearly decapitates him. I don't understand how unimaginative and humorless movie producers and writers are, in an area based upon creativity and imagination. They stick to dull formulas.

  16. Kathy Williams

    Kathy WilliamsIl y a 26 jours

    Movie makers just can't get past the CLOWN. At one point in the book Eddie thinks "Grownups are the _real_ monsters" . And _that_ is what the book was about. Child abuse.

  17. Alsawfreetter01

    Alsawfreetter01Il y a 28 jours

    12:31

  18. lotius

    lotiusIl y a 28 jours

    Spotted cow, yeah boiii

  19. DOMKQ

    DOMKQIl y a 29 jours

    When it comes to horror, i dont really care about character stuff, only if its interesting, i just want to be entertained. and IT 2, in my opinion, was massively entertaining. Just a spook house, thats all i want

  20. schnubbel76

    schnubbel76Il y a mois

    I enjoyed the movie. There. I said IT.

  21. DJ Supr3m3

    DJ Supr3m3Il y a mois

    How can a 1200 page long book have a 2 letter title

  22. DJ Supr3m3

    DJ Supr3m3Il y a mois

    There’s no number on the episode *pennywise noises*

  23. A Taurus Knows Best

    A Taurus Knows BestIl y a mois

    IT= Internasal Trauma

  24. Yakkers 195

    Yakkers 195Il y a mois

    What the fuck was that wolf-man scene? Was expecting to see Jack Black running with them

  25. neo geo

    neo geoIl y a mois

    Did not like the film

  26. Brian Zaiger

    Brian ZaigerIl y a mois

    I know this was mentioned in the episode for chapter one, but adult Eddie couldn't be a virgin in the book because they all fucked Beverly in the most graphic description of 10 year olds having a gang bang that I never wated to read.

  27. Duragizer

    DuragizerIl y a mois

    After seeing that CG werewolf, I'm absolutely glad I decided against seeing this movie.

  28. Swole Rouge

    Swole RougeIl y a mois

    Oh my, what a spooky space lobster clown blah that has powers over space and time until it doesn't have them....blah....such a waste of time, glad my friends provided the wine and food for this disasterpiece

  29. ZEV

    ZEVIl y a mois

    the opening was maybe the least subtle thing ever lmao

  30. Roll Caskett

    Roll CaskettIl y a mois

    Saying I like the movie and Mike and Jay are being harsh is a waste of time so I will instead say that there's nothing in any of the Nightmare on Elm St. movies that have scared me more than anything in the It movies (which is to say not at all on both accounts). I find the imagery fascinating in both of the It movies, perhaps more-so in the second. Jay saying he was bored during the "spider-head" bit and implying he didn't get anything at all from that scene just further discredits his opinions on movies for me. Jay is just a snob that doesn't like anything.

  31. Steven Ashton Baker

    Steven Ashton BakerIl y a mois

    It had promise right up until they ran out of ideas and did "CGI thing shakes violently and lunges at camera" instead of anything remotely original or scary. Don't give a book like this to a director with only one or two other films under his belt. He let some scenes go on ten times longer than they should, and has no idea about tone, subtlety, FUCK MOVIS

  32. Ryan Coulter

    Ryan CoulterIl y a mois

    *exec producer storms into sound editing booth* “Which one of you screwed up the sound on the Eddie and The Leper Scene?” *silence and crickets* “Well?” *silence* *someone’s Juice Newton ringtone goes off*

  33. Ryan Coulter

    Ryan CoulterIl y a mois

    “He marries a woman who’s exactly like his mom.” So exact they just hired the same actress for both parts.

  34. NADS IQ

    NADS IQIl y a mois

    NC parody skit was amazing.

  35. Curtis Brock

    Curtis BrockIl y a mois

    I was very disappointed that I was not even creeped out once. The first film did that at least.

  36. NADS IQ

    NADS IQIl y a mois

    the bullies were scary. the clown not much.

  37. Royden5gaming

    Royden5gamingIl y a mois

    i just watched this movie and it honestly was a comedy more than a horror film lmao. i enjoyed the first hour-ish then it turned into comedy.

  38. Alp!ne

    Alp!neIl y a mois

    It's just another shitty horror movie.

  39. Zappa Man

    Zappa ManIl y a mois

    IT was gay.

  40. DJ Supr3m3

    DJ Supr3m3Il y a mois

    Homophob

  41. Wiley Lynch

    Wiley LynchIl y a mois

    This guy is so dry the desert is suing him for ignoring Madonna's DM's

  42. Randell Flegg

    Randell FleggIl y a mois

    26:12 - 26:30 The likes take over.

  43. Gudrun Rosenfeldt

    Gudrun RosenfeldtIl y a mois

    11:52 that cat deserves a lot of money for acting in this film.

  44. SnoutBaron

    SnoutBaronIl y a mois

    This movie was so bad compared to the first.

  45. fiveways

    fivewaysIl y a mois

    No. I am sure it is intentionally funny. And on that level it kinda works. If not it is unintentionally funny and is such an editing nightmare it is hilarious. Either way it is the funniest movie I've ever seen involving children being eaten.

  46. The Surrealist

    The SurrealistIl y a mois

    I love this channel after just finding out about it a few hours earlier. But, from what I gather, it seems like most of these reviews are about how all these movies kinda suck. Which isn’t a problem with these guy, it’s the film industry. Everything sucks now! Everything is just a cash grab! That’s why I’ve been trying to check out more independent films as of late. Besides that I do love these reviews. 👍

  47. Corey Lahey

    Corey LaheyIl y a mois

    You are wrong about the bathroom scene where he makes fun of his mullet it clearly IS NOT adr.

  48. Michael J

    Michael JIl y a mois

    I feel like the first chapter was well paced because they basically remade the original 1990 movie. The second chapter was all over the place because they tried to make it their own version, a retelling if you will. I would much rather have a prequel moving forward, and I use that term VERY loosely. I would like to see an out of the box telling of Pennywise in a different era in time that doesn't follow this current timeline. I didn't hate chapter two but it was not enjoyable what so ever.

  49. Outerthoughts

    OuterthoughtsIl y a mois

    Steven King “Ya know what would really pull this together? A gang-bang”

  50. Andy Roo

    Andy RooIl y a 6 heures

    An underage gang bang. Get it right, fraudster

  51. Buck Melanoma

    Buck MelanomaIl y a 8 jours

    Outerthoughts and cocaine

  52. Johnny12Hats

    Johnny12HatsIl y a 2 mois

    i actually forgot that this movie was ment to be horror. the jump scares didnt get me and there wasnt any creep

  53. Ajax

    AjaxIl y a 2 mois

    God it feels like this came out six months ago...

  54. porta

    portaIl y a 2 mois

    They should have spelled the title with a silent "sh" at the front. In case you were wondering, the title of the movie would read "Shit" and that's what the movie is: a pile of shit. Now... is it a good joke? Not really. Have other people thought of it before? Sure, but at least I had the balls to write it in a comment on FRreporter.

  55. porta

    portaIl y a mois

    @NADS IQ I watched it for free with my hot girlfriend. The losers are the people who paid for a ticket. Actually the real losers are the people who are afraid to write comments on FRreporter. It takes the balls of a real man to do that.

  56. NADS IQ

    NADS IQIl y a mois

    yeah but you still watched. so who's the bigger loser?

  57. Weedle

    WeedleIl y a 2 mois

    so, the only creepy/suspenseful scene was the old lady and beth. and they ruined the end of it with a stupid cgi monster.

  58. Paul Bryant

    Paul BryantIl y a 2 mois

    The characters also acted the exact same as when they were children. Other than maybe hader. All of them had zero maturation since childhood.

  59. NADS IQ

    NADS IQIl y a mois

    sw fans.

  60. Eddie

    EddieIl y a 2 mois

    It 2 is the movie equivalent of peeling off a bandage to check healing progression.

  61. Eddie

    EddieIl y a 2 mois

    bobcat goldwaith would make an awesome Pennywise

  62. Gabe Pharris

    Gabe PharrisIl y a 2 mois

    Came home with Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and It 2 and my girl wanted to watch the spooky clown movie. We both went to bed pissed off.

  63. NADS IQ

    NADS IQIl y a mois

    but did you get an angry handy jay?

  64. Oliver Marijuana Jones

    Oliver Marijuana JonesIl y a 2 mois

    These cowards didn't even film no pre-teen Magical Orgy scenes, like in the book, where all the boys bang the little girl in the sewer, in order to...i forget, something about casting a spell to fight Pennywise? something like that... some sex magic perv hex, god only knows, S. King might have still been deeply into coke at the time, it would explain some things...

  65. Jessie Bowlin

    Jessie BowlinIl y a 2 mois

    Finally got to watch It 2, so finally watching the review. It’s hard work avoiding spoilers. Thanks for pointing out the de-aging. Fing sloppy. Im wearing my new glasses and thought they needed adjustments when I saw Bill and Eddie. And I definitely agree the interesting character development needed more time. The plot was all over the place and nowhere. I don’t think McAvoy knows what a stutter sounds like. That being said, I enjoy most horror and enjoyed this movie for casual entertainment. I could always do with less cgi. The monsters looked cheap.

  66. LASH

    LASHIl y a 2 mois

    The posters should have been: Shhhhhh...IT 2

  67. Anita Manicfan

    Anita ManicfanIl y a 2 mois

    I agree...I was bored and wanted to leave the cinema too. Especially towards the end...terrible visual effects for an awful prolonged final act.

  68. Mattinator95

    Mattinator95Il y a 2 mois

    Wouldn't call it a horror it's more like a thriller

  69. cdreyes81

    cdreyes81Il y a 2 mois

    This time I'm on Jay's side with everything hes said. Let's not also forget the scenes with tension are all busted cause it gets interrupted with constant jokes